Bernard Pivot Questionnaire by James Lipton

If you were interviewed by the late James Lipton, what would be your responses to Bernard Pivot's top 10 questions?

1. What is your favorite word? 
Please

2. What is your least favorite word? 
No

3. What turns you on? 
Ferraro Roche

4. What turns you off?
Cigarettes

5. What sound or noise do you love? 
The Beatles

6. What sound or noise do you hate? 
Explosive

7. What is your favorite curse word? 
Sh!t

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? 
Photographer

9. What profession would you not like to do? 
Being famous for nothing

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? 
“I found your cat” (Snowball)